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Birthday: 10/18/1985
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Im alive and shit bitch

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www.ratemyboobies.com

the fact that this site even exists is funny to me


Monday, April 24, 2006

had a pretty weird dream the other night, and i will recound what i remember.

the first tidbit is just a scene i remember. dimly lit with a lamp in the corner putting off a yellow light.

the next part i remember, im walking on gravel it seems to be a railroad yard, but its underground or under an underpass. everything is concrete, and i walk to a stairway covered by some sort of old wooden door that leads to some sort of basement. its lit but noit very well, i think i was with/found someone there, but im not sure. there were 4 or 5 cars in there, it was quite dusty with spider webs and such. three cars were piled on top of one another. for some reason, i think the one on the bottom was carl's at one time, but it was something he would never want to own. it looked like the 65 lancia on forza motorsport, and it was white. behind that stack may have been a car, and on the left was a monte carlo or something sitting near the corner. this was the only part you could stand upright, and there was another part with a lov celing. railroad tracks cut the room close to the stairs running paralell to them, with the cars on the other side... thats it kiddies


Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Liz's sentiments

Okay from reading a comment on my last blog entry i feel i should go ahead and type a blog to all the fellow two cent givers out there i blog on here not for your opinons or approvals i blog to give my friends something to read about me becuz the ones who care do read this.

About My Love Life:

 

i am very contagiously crazy and i make a good time with any boyfriend i have or have had,i am a awesome girl with alot of love and things to give some guys havent appreciated me and totally gave me their all but im a smart independent chick who wants like everyone to fucking love someone,excuse my use of words but i am so angry to think ANYONE has balls to even BLAME jon breaking up with me on me,i did nothing that was wrong what he didnt like is that i was to much for him he is tooooo caught up in stupid lazy ass shit to even notice a good thing he doesnt care if someone loves him or not,all he is after is fucking ass thats all that it comes down to we never had sex but if it wasnt for circumstances we would have and i think THATS what drove him away that he didnt want to for certian reasons PLAIN AND FUCKIN SIMPLE ILL BREAK IT DOWN w/damn time ive realized he never loved ME becuz hes to busy LOVING himself and THINGS and when he understands the concept of GETTING OFF YOUR LAZY DADDY MONEY USING ASS AND fucking doing something other then be a fucking bump on a log and use college as ur damn excuse THEN maybe life will be more then moans and groans I GOT MY GED STUDIED AND FUCKING DID A FULL TIME JOB AND DEALT WITH EMOTION CHAOS EVERYDAY not that im looking for a yay or pat on the back but im saying is people pulll 12 hour shifts and go to school and do more then that,be a single mom or dad or just simply be parents to their kids plus school plus work and u kno what its a hard fucking world out there and NOBODY is going to simplify it for you Jonathan NOBODY is going to gently tell u things to guard your fucking emotions,so get over it. im glad we broke up he did me a fucking favor as i told him he showed me who i was and who i can be and for that i thank him everyday to myself and i thank god that hes shown me confidence and about JR: ITS NONE OF NOBODYS FUCKING BUSNIESS IF I LOVE HIM DO HIM LIKE HIM MARRY HIM HAVE KIDS WITH HIM not that im going to do any of that but what the point im coming to IS ITS NONE OF UR BUSNIESS same with ASHLEYS FUCKING BUSNIESS HER AND BRAD ARE NOBODY AND I REPEAT NOBODYS FUCKING BUSNIESS AND IF ANYONE TRYS TO FUCK THEM UP OR TOUCH THEIR RELATIONSHIP THEY WILL HAVE TO COME TO ME AND IT WONT BE PRETTY I LOVE THEM MORE THEN NEONE KNOWS SO EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK OFF

 

Liz

 

My response:

 

well im glad that youre "contagiously" in love with someone. judging from your numerous grammar and spelling mistakes, im going to go out on a limb by saying that your word choice is ironic to say the least. because when i hear "contagious" i think more along the lines of STDs, which are seemingly as contagious as your "love". you pushed jon away by being a clingy, needy, emotional wreck. normal people dont call every half hour. you say he only wanted you to fuck around with him because you cant figure out in that lard-clouded brain of yours why he would not want to have sex with you. im sure its hard to grasp when youre a whore. jon may be irresponsible NOW, but you will always be a dirty slut. BTW did that cream clear up those warts, or do you have to go back to the gyno to get more stinky ointment?

                            Your Pal

                               - Brandon

Posted on Wednesday, March 08, 2006 at 3:23 PM


Monday, February 20, 2006

Boobehs

Moo

 


Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Currently Listening
They're Only Chasing Safety
By UnderOath
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